Hampden teeth lost owner! Gift Card Sale! Inbox X

Are they your teeth?
This is real important, you know Kevin Bacon and all that stuff. I was painting the Ladies room the other night and moved that big old green scale and imagine my surprise when I found some teeth!

I am serious it is an upper partial plate, now, I understand these things cost a bundle. So if you know of anyone who has been on a mashed potato diet, please let me know immediately. The partial plate is in the fizzing Efferdent cup behind the bar.

You guessed it LOBSTER NITE Wednesday Night and cheap wine.

The 34th Street lights go on Saturday, November 29th

The new menu is coming the cream of crab is delicious. The crab and shrimp pizza is great! all new appetizers will be on the menu this weekend. I had the mussels last night and you don't have to believe me, but I am very picky. I wanted to drink the sauce in the bottom of the bowl it was soooo good.

So when the booths came in, they needed an even wall, so now we are building a wall. I call this DESIGN BY NECESSITY. The Cafe Hon version of HGTV.

Judge Judy, my Mom (she a judge at HonFest), went to some Fabric shop in Thurmont, Md and found this really incredible Leopard print Fabric for "da boofs, HON!" She is going to give me some staple gun lessons and I will be ready to apply the new fabric.

FRIDAY November 28th, Gift Card Sale, yes that would be BLACK FRIDAY. It is ECONOMIC STIMULUS DAY 9am-10pm at Cafe Hon it's just one day, this is one day only.

Share the fun, give the gift of HON! It always fits!

Friday, November 28th only, the first 50 people to purchase a Gift Cards in the Amount of $25.00 or more will get a FREE Hot Pink Feather Boa and more...

So here's the deal: Purchase a $25 Gift Card and get a, 12.95 Feather Boa for you (Value: $37.95 Save 12.95).
Purchase a $50 Gift Card and get a, 12.95 Feather Boa and an additional $10 gift card. (Value: $72.95 Save 22.95!)
Purchase a $75 Gift Card and get a, 12.95 Feather Boa, giant gemstone and an additional $10 gift card. (Value: $101.90 Save 26.90!)
Purchase a $100 Gift Card and get our HON package for you! $35 Value (Value $135, Save 35.00 Best Deal!!!!)
Hon Package includes: boa, sunglasses, giant gemstone ring, $10.00 gift card, pink and teal beads and the famous HON sticker.

Spend more, Save More!! blah, blah, blah...And don't forget we have that really cute Hon Boutique with fun stuff...flashing Pink Flamingo necklaces!!!

Tuesday and Friday Karaoke and Saturday is LAWN CHAIR! great local band, HonFest regulars they are FAB! PS I am so...not kidding about the teeth. whiting319@aol.com

The InBox....stuff people send me, this one's from Dallas:

Hi Hon,

My name is Keisha and I just moved to Dallas from Maryland (my husband's in the military, so there ya go). Even though I lived in St. Mary's county, I miss Baltimore so much. Every time I visited (every couple of weekends), I felt at home. Baltimore folks are nice enough, but not all in your face, you know? And I think the city is beautiful- even the scary parts. Unfortunately, I learned about Cafe Hon just as I was leaving, so I never got to visit. But every time I get an email from ya'll, I'm excited beyond belief! My goal in life is to get to Hon Fest and maybe dance with a couple of Buddy Deaners, but if I can't then I'll settle for an Economic Stimulus meal. :-) Thanks so much for brightening my days.